“Bowling & Sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them”
“Bowling Allows Out-of-Shape People Everywhere To Claim They Play a Sport”
“Bowling is the perfect workout – 6 seconds of exercise and 1/2 hour of beer-drinking”
“A day without bowling probably won’t kill you, but why risk it?
“Man blames fate for accidents but feels personally responsible when he bowls a 300.”